• Carrie Underwood beat out Corinne Bailey Rae and Imogen Heap for best new artist. (Yes, I know Imogen isn't really all that "new," but still.)



• "My Humps" bested "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" for best pop performance by a duo or group.



• John Mayer's milquetoast CONTINUM won over J. Timberlakes' FUTURE SEX/LOVE SOUNDS.

At least the Chili Peppers got rightful props.

I'm not even excited about the Oscars this year. Except for the fact that Ellen is hosting.

Meh.