ME: (hearing the opening notes to "Hey Ya!" on the radio) Ohmigod, I love this song! (turns radio up)

JOE:

ME: (sporting the scrunched-up face of confusion) Wait, what is this? Is this, like, the Foo Fighters? This is a really bad cover.

JOE: Who would cover the Foo Fighters?

ME: No, no - the song is by Outkast. But it sounds like the Foo Fighters covering it. Or some band that wants to be the Foo Fighters. God, it's really bad.

JOE:

ME: I'm serious - this hurts.

JOE: What hurts?

ME: This song.

JOE:

ME: Like, try to imagine if ... I don't know. If Britney Spears covered your favorite Korn song.

JOE:

ME: Well, actually, that might be kind of funny.

JOE: Maybe Britney Spears covering "Imagine."

ME: Oh, gawd.

JOE: "Oops, I imagined again..."

ME: You do realize I'm going to end up posting this conversation in my blog later, right?



*Obviously not an exact transcription, except for the parts about Britney Spears - that's pretty much verbatim.